Murphy teams up with Andrew to stop Kay's new plans for reorganizing FYI. ...

Walden and Louis's play-date Louise's mother are ready for sex, but he can't do it with Louis at home, and even in a hotel-room parental sensitivities prove excessive. Fi ...

After Walden child-proofs his beach-house, the final adoption agency officer visit, to ascertain the 'gay couple' has a stable home, is a triumph. She even announces unof ...

Just now Alan believed to get his life in order, Lyndsey dumps him for a hot catch. Commiserating and mainly concerned he'll be stuck with Alan constantly, Walden tries t ...

Walden takes pity on lonely Herb after he took in Alan, enough to let him turn the beach-house into a party home. After a while, Walden tires of serial hangovers and puts ...

Walden scolds Alan for wrecking his perfect toaster and pretending the cheap junk he bought as replacement is better, while it breaks down the first d-time. Mutual bluffi ...

Alan, Walden, Billy, and Herb spend the night out together commiserating over their exes after Lyndsey dumps Alan one more time. ...

Just released after long mental therapy in a strict 'stress clinic', Alan's life quickly turns nightmarish again. On the ride home, he learns Jake sired Megan's baby. Wal ...

Alan finally gets a standing invitation to love with Walden as reward for advice on how to handle a dinner with Bridget. Judith drops off Jake without even phoning in adv ...

Alan convinces Charlie to lend him $5,000 to start advertising, like a former college mate, for whom that tripled chiropractor earnings. As soon as people believe it work ...

Charlie and Lyndsey discover they have things in common, like gambling, but agree not to trouble Alan, who gets jealous for nothing. When her burned-down home is finally ...

Charlie finds a new boundary at his generosity towards Courtney when she spends his money lavishly on Jake, who also milks his parents. However jealous of his brother's r ...

After Alan's pipe sets fatal fire to Lyndsey's home, Charlie unhappily takes in the couple and their sons but keeps insisting that they should be able to move back soon, ...

Charlie admits waking up without trousers, which are later found in his mailbox stamped. His non-recollection of the night is a wake-up call to stop drinking, but his def ...

Charlie braves Jake's wrath over 'bad courting advice', talks him out of bringing a desperate serenade and counsels cleverly dosed vulnerability, but the kid is still dum ...

Jake tries to take advantage of every opportunity to drive when he gets his learner's permit. Alan tries to deal with Judith's mother in an attempt to get closer to Judit ...

Chelsea is jealous when Charlie's ex fiancé, Mia, calls him--perhaps rightfully so. Meanwhile, Judith goes into labor, Herb is incapacitated, and Alan runs into his ex-g ...

Charlie, Alan and Herb get together when they all have problems with their significant others; Charlie with Chelsea because of some topless photos an ex of his sent him, ...

Judith is pregnant, Alan believes he is the father, and Judith tries to keep him away from Herb. Meanwhile, Charlie tries to figure out why Jake is so irritable. ...

Alan and Judith start seeing each other again after Judith's breakup with Herb, Herb continues to turn to Charlie for help picking up women, and Charlie messes with Jake ...

Alan is overjoyed when he learns that Judith and Herb's marriage is on the rocks, but he gets more than he bargained for when he tries to fake-comfort her. Meanwhile, Her ...

Charlie kicks Alan out the house again after Alan demands that Charlie pay him back the $38 he owes him. Alan and Jake are now forced to turn to Judith and Herb for a tem ...

Charlie predicts correctly Alan's recently divorced ex, Cynthia Sullivan, a friend of Judith, will even go for Alan. Alas the born loser can't help stressing about her re ...

Alan's dream of freedom is about to come true now that his ex Judith is getting remarried to Dr. Herb Melnick. He worries that Charlie, who is having sex with Herb's sist ...

Alan is ecstatic to go hand Judith her very last alimony check now she's about to marry Herb, but the groom's sister, Mira, an economics teacher, is a match for the bitch ...

Charlie and Berta are too much amused to allow neurotic Alan, who tries desperately, to stop them from intervening when Alan 'answers' Jake's questions about sex and fact ...

Charlie happily prepares to spend Christmas Eve as any pleasant night, getting lustily laid, this time by easy girl Gloria. As a good sport he allows the commoner's tradi ...

Alan has hit rock bottom: with two alimony drains beyond his modest means, he must practically beg Charlie for a meal, so it sounds like heaven when Jake's purely evil mo ...

Alan is hurt after finding out Judith is seeing Jake's pediatrician. Meanwhile, Evelyn tries to find out why Charlie hates her. ...

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